Mood: Amused
Listing to: Personal Jeasus - Marilyn Manson
Drinking: Coffee.
So today, work was a mixture of good and bad.
Pranks ran wild amoung the hospital staff, and some patients were not pleased as the were the brunt of some of them. '
Dr. Coleman started it all, of course.
I was the traget for his first prank.
Naturally.
I came into Witters office, threw a few files on his desk that Hale wanted me to give him.
BUT it wasn't Witter sitting behind his desk... oh on.
It was Coleman.
My eyes narrowed at him, and he leaned back in Witter's chair.
"Good morning Brennan" He smirked at me, running a hand through his thick brown/ blonde hair.
I rolled my eyes and grunted my hello.
"If Witter catches you here then your as good as dead."
He laughed at my warning. "What's Wittless going to do? Fire me? Ha!"
"Have it your way, enjoy the unemployment line." I said coldly and left the office.
" You gave Witter the flies right?" Shaylie asked as she ran into my office, her brown eyes were big, her expression was worried.
"Yeah....." I raised an eye brow at her. "Why?"
"Well he didn't get them... he's mad." She warned me and then tunred on her expencive high heal shoes and bailed out of my office as fast as she could.
what the hell? I thought, I dailed Witters office from the phone on my desk.
I rang four times and then I heard an angry gruff voice growl "Witter" into the handset.
"Hi, it's Brennan....did you get the files I left for you?"
"NO! YOU DIDN'T BRING THEM!" he yelled.
I winced a bit, his shouting hurt my ear.
"Well, I did leave them on your desk. Coleman was there when I dropped them off..."
"Well find them!" he barked and hung up the phone.
After an hour of surching I fianlly found them, hidden in the emergancy room. I couldn't figure out why the emergancy room was so full as I looked at the occupied chairs.
So, I flipped opend a file.
No wonder Witter was bananas
No wonder Shaylie looked so nervous
And no wonder the files were so important.
They were patient files, taken from the emergancy room to Witter.
He was the attending emerg doctor today.
I gulped and ran back up the hall to Witters room, nearly taking out three doctors on my way.
I pushed open Witters door and fumbled into his room.
He looked up at me with a livid expression, his blue eyes glared at me with an icy coldness.
"Your Files" I said, completly breathless dropping them on the desk.
"Coleman took them, put them in one of the ER rooms. You might wanna get down there, now. Their patient files."
He grabbed them off his desk and rushed passed me, limping a bit- he must have been having a bad day with his knee.
So Coleman got me good today.
Not as good as Shaylie got Witter.
She went into his office and handed him a letter stating that she quit.
I guess Witter hit the roof....she must be wanting to draw it out, because she hasn't told him that it's a joke yet.
At least... I hope it's a joke.
It must be. She tried law before and didn't like it, so why she'd switch now I don't know.
So none the less, Witter was rip roarin mad all day.
Coleman got a nasty surpise today when he tried to get some coffee, complaments of yours turly.
I spent over an hour nearly haveing a anurism stressing over thoes files, and then trying to help with the backed up emerg.
All and all though, it was a long, but funny day.
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Umm.. yeah, that wasn't a prank I actually gave in my notice. I didn't tell you today at work, I figured you would have blown a fuse. And yeah after I went to see you Coleman found me, he was having a fun time. Laughing so hard he was crying, he can be a jerk sometimes. He still calls our boss "Wittless?" I thought the balsting he got last time cured him of that.. guess I was wrong.
Yeah, Coleman will get his one day and i'll be there laughing at him. Gosh I'm mean :-) but I love it.
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